"Hey man, check your facebook. There are some pics taken at the bar of Jon getting vero-ed by your ex."
by TacoKisses May 06, 2009
Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.
That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.
Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.
Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."
"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
"And also with you."
"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
by edsheeran/jesus August 08, 2012
John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
by JTrain725 October 26, 2010
He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.
If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.
new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.
If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.
new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.
by stuart camp September 28, 2012
by Kathleen-ah June 27, 2008
by urban pervert February 27, 2003
A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.
The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'
A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.
Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'
A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.
Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
Hi my name is Dick Ed
by Fiona Smith June 16, 2008