Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
Get the Kitchen Climbing Cretinmug. (noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"
by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024
Get the kitchen fairymug. A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021
Get the kitchen sharkmug. Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
Get the I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.mug. No.
Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the The Kitchenmug. by MissHeels November 14, 2023
Get the Ohio Soup Kitchenmug. by Knk0504 June 27, 2019
Get the Lauren Kitchenmug.