"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my ownmug. “ I have this badass idea for an animation/video from a song. I’m not talented enough to make it. Reality sucks. “
by NotPresentlyAvailable April 17, 2022
Get the Realitymug. When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.
When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by Songpoet February 7, 2008
Get the photoshopping realitymug. People who put their names in. urban dictionary have bad sense of reality because of the unrealistic description being either negative or positive
by WaveZ3000 June 2, 2018
Get the Realitymug. N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.
by Next_V March 9, 2020
Get the Reality politicsmug. 
Get over want I said about rape already you fucking half-wit. Holy shit. Stop trying to sacrifice someone else's kid to make a point about rape. Stop trying to help this piece of shit get away with stealing from me.
Ann Kasparian "I'm not telling the truth. I don't care if you kill the kid because keeping you from getting what you want out of life is all I care about. Because rape."
Hym "That's we're the 'male loser epidemic' stems from. The reality is I'm just not allowed to win. You're not winning on your own merits. You are stealing my merits and giving it to retards. I have to let women win. I have to let them split the men into fuck boys and relationship guys and then I have to be a second class citizen because unlike them I'm too dangerous and scary to have rights."
Hym "That's we're the 'male loser epidemic' stems from. The reality is I'm just not allowed to win. You're not winning on your own merits. You are stealing my merits and giving it to retards. I have to let women win. I have to let them split the men into fuck boys and relationship guys and then I have to be a second class citizen because unlike them I'm too dangerous and scary to have rights."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
Get the Realitymug.