iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there

you literally have iPhone illness bro

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Ill-logic

Bad logic used to subvert an argument.

Not only was his argument illogical, it contained just deliberate lies, but his ill-logic was noticed by all.

by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

ill

as in "to get ill"

Letting loose and enjoying oneself in a social setting (such as a party or nightclub) -- typically by consuming intoxicating substances; also see getting lifted or faded

* similar to "taking the edge off" but without the implied negative pretext *

"Party people, your dreams have now been fulfilled ... get your ass up and let's get ill!" -- De la Soul - Oooh (feat. Redman)

"It's Friday night...time to get ill!"

by Päraиoid Диdяoid May 5, 2019

ill trudu you

threat of coup de espionage

my mom was so traumatized by the removal of the death penalty she finally said fuck it ill trudu you.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

ill-presumptuized

descriptive word for an erroneous presumption.

Wow, that mullet is ill-presumptuized.

by mlb387 January 25, 2008