man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

I’m not tho

Boys who caress each other’s thighs, grab each other’s pecs, crotches, and butts, and will hump other boys just to say they aren’t gay.

William: Are you grabbing my butt! That’s gay!
Lukas: I’m not tho

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

i’m bisy

when someone finds out you’re a catfish

tiffany: are you a model
romeo: no why

tiffany: oh that’s weird i found a photo of you online modeling for suits

romeo: sorry i’m bisy i got to go

by romeo rodriguez June 23, 2018

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

Bitch I’m giving a chance

A nigga named Andrea who broke up wit me cause her fat ass friends made her

Hi bitch I’m giving a chance

Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance

by Zeyrox September 24, 2023

i’m thruu

when you’re drunk, out your body, off the shits

“yoo i’m thruu”

by lemme see dat cooter momma 346 September 27, 2019