I admit I’m a dumbass

I admit I’m a dumbass

I admit I’m a dumbass

by Gothic Miscreant October 27, 2023

i’m just a girl

It’s a song by “No Doubt”.

It is a somewhat self-deprecating saying used by girls/women when they would rather just be a damsel in distress than deal with whatever issue is in front of them.

The song of patriarchy princesses.

The death of feminism.

Girlfriend: What’s that noise?
Boyfriend: You need to change your oil.
Girlfriend: I’m just a girl.

by sadiececekaye April 4, 2024

I’m fixin’

A turn of phrase used primarily in the southeast meaning you’re going to do something

I’m fixin’ to have sex with a first cousin

by PhredDerst January 22, 2023

No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy

Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!

by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023