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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.
“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”
by Wavynaps March 30, 2022
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I’m Ryan the nigger raper

A person named ryan who enjoys raping niggers
“Yo I’m Ryan the nigger raper
by 264727364 June 29, 2025
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.
“Why the hell did you lead him on for months knowing you didn’t want a relationship?”

“I’m just a girl.”
by Billy Sane April 12, 2024
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A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021
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