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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.
your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...
by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012
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Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.
Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!
by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011
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Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'
girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011
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