art history

That crazy class that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square

why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history class!

by laker April 25, 2004

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

history mystery

An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When you hire Wayne Gretzky to dunk his penis in a jar of maple syrup and slap you in the face with it.

I couldn't make it to baseball practice yesterday because a session of Canada's History ran a bit late.

by nozavroni February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.

"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"

"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"

by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.

Stephen Cobert knows how to show a lady Canada's History like a pro.

by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010