harry potter

the boi who lived obviously lol

You're a wizard harri boiii. (reffering to harry potter)

by urAveragePotterHead February 26, 2021

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Harry Potter

My man, Calendario

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter movies

Porn between homosexual people

Ex. Wanna watch Harry Potter movies

by _.ruby._ March 5, 2021

Harry Potter

Books that every child has read in some point in time. Butterbeer, robes, Wattpad stories about Draco Malfoy, Fan Fics, wands, patronus, etc.

Me: Have you read Harry Potter?
Friend: No
Me: *wacks friend with a rolled up paper*

by simisim21 February 27, 2022

Harry Potter

nico's paragraphs

Nico is writing a Harry Potter book again!

by adasfafawszfafs October 29, 2021

Harry Potter

A lifestyle.

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'

by anonymous March 6, 2022