halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022

Hajlabak

A Turkish dish that is basically meat wrapped with lettuce and with many spices. It's a food that's only found in some villages of Kastamonu, a northern province of Turkiye.

mmmm... that hajlabak is looking delicious!

by cupcakKe's spiderman July 18, 2022

Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

halal person

very halal person + no haram sins

iShowSpeed is a very halal person.

by Meheraan October 12, 2022

Hala

Someone who treats you like family even if you’re not. She’ll take care of you first before she worries about herself. Her excessive dad jokes makes you roll your eyes at times but without them, she wouldn’t be Hala. She’s absolutely perfectly stunning but will not accept the constant proof and compliments from her friends/family when they tell her she is. She’ll teach you everything you need to know even when you’ve thought you’ve learned it all. Her motherly aura makes you feel at home anytime you’re with her no matter where you may be. She’s meant to have kids of her own in the future and when she does they’ll be the luckiest kids in the entire world. She loves Disney enough to work there but hasn’t seen ANY of their most popular movies. And one day she will be with her true love… Justin Drew Bieber.

Hala: *says dad joke*
Me: “oh my god Hala”

by Netttle October 22, 2022

Halab

One who does the most for the hoes and will go to any length, up to and including paying copious amounts of said how’s local currency in exchange for a date, travel companionship or in the most fortunate case - a rub and tug.

Zalez: what’s all this baby oil doing on Izzy’s nightstand?

Yousef: you know a halab always stays ready

by Rafisimon23 October 27, 2022

halakbarr

when you feel like hitting the twin towers

yayaya halakbarr

by maxisagoodboy2010 November 8, 2022