grinding

shitting the bed

Person 1: Are you shitting the bed, it smells awful in here
Person 2: I'm grinding

by WASD_Shiftlock January 4, 2026

Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

Reverse Grinding

Reverse grinding is when you go behind a couple and gyrate your ass in the same circular motion as the couple or turning your back to the couple and gyrating your ass in the opposite direction.

Reverse grinding happens at every school dance

by Guy from FBLA May 13, 2013

backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.

Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night

by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015

Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Foot grinding

A specific form of the common game of "footsies." However, unlike the flirtatious style of "footsies," foot grinding involes a more sexual vibe of foot-to-foot contact. One party is the giver, and one is the reciever of this gentle but sensual lower body contact.

"I'm gonna start foot grinding the shit out of you"

by Isthisoneusedbysomeoneelse June 13, 2019