A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
Get the goobermug. A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities
by Richle February 5, 2024
Get the Goobermug. 1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
Get the Goobermug. 
(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
Get the Goobermug. by Safdr February 11, 2022
Get the goofy goobermug. That's messed up you goober
by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025
Get the goobermug.