The head of the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit). The Supreme God I would rather live my life believing in God and His existence, and die and find out He doesn't exist, than to live my life like there isn't a God, to die and find out He exist!
by RedRose237 September 22, 2006
Get the GODmug. An invisible man, who lives up in the sky, watches everything you do, every second of every minute of every hour of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of those 10 things, he will send you to a special place where there is fire, torture, suffering, for you to suffer, scream, wail, cry, for all eternity, forever and ever, until time ends.
But he loves you.
But he loves you.
We call him god.
by Mr. George Carlin November 12, 2011
Get the Godmug. Some dude who created heaven and earth and says he loves you and some other stuff but is mostly known for the leading cause of douchebags on the internet.
Guy: Oh my God, who touched Sasha!!??
Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!
Guy:...........douchebag.
Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!
Guy:...........douchebag.
by mariowars July 1, 2009
Get the Godmug. A person or entity created to control the populous. Look at early history, who really controlled the tribes of primitives? The Shaman or medicine-man thats who. Power or the grab for power is where God(s) came from. Early Greeks used gods to explain away things they did not understand. How else could these religions write in their books of enlightenment. Thou Shalt Not Kill-- Yet god help Sampson slay 10,000 Isrelites with the jawbone of an ass(small cross breed equinie used for transportation)Or slay untold numbers of people in Sodom and Ghamora. Or say turn the other cheek then say VENGENCE is MINE sayeth the Lord. Phhhhhttttt.
For God so loved the world he gave his only begotton son. Yet he won't do a dang thing about people being killed for their shoes, because they happen to live on a different street, or they don't believe in your god. :-0
God thats sick.
God thats sick.
by mdizn February 3, 2005
Get the God.mug. The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.
God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 1, 2008
Get the Godmug. A fire breathing duck-billed platypus currently living in a bag of Cheetos that can be purchased in a Fred Meyer grocery store in Eugene, Oregon. But if you buy that bag of Cheetos with God in it, God will relocate to a different bag of Cheetos before you can see what God looks like. There are two reasons for this. First of all, if we laid our eyes upon God, in all Her Glory, we would be unworthy and we would be consumed by the fires of justice that spring forth from Her Sacred Platypus Bill. The second reason God disappears from an opened Cheetos bag is because belief in God must be purely a matter of faith. God does not want us to see Her, for that would not allow us to make the leap of faith toward knowing Her and all Her Fiery Platypus Ways.
Some say, however, that God should give us proof of Her divine existence. Even the holiest of Saints have cried out for a sign. Recall the words of St. Wallaby of Beaverton: “For if we are unworthy to see you, O Dear Platypus, can you not give us an earthly sign of your Fiery Bill?” Recall also the writings in Captain Kangaroo’s epistle to the Marsupials, where he pleads “breathe your Sacred Platypus Fire underwater, O Lord, so that we may see proof of your ability to defy nature!”
But yea, St. Wallaby and Captain Kangaroo, have you not forgotten the words of Our Savior Herself? “Blessed are those who have not seen and still believe!” We cannot put God, Our Lady of Pendleton, to the test. For it was the Great Wallaroo of Portland who said that “the observance of Our Lady’s miracles are no different from the miracles of Our Lady herself.” In other words, seeing Her blessed miracles is no different than seeing the Most Holy Platypus in Her Holy Flesh, for then we cannot develop the faith by which we will know Her.
Some say, however, that God should give us proof of Her divine existence. Even the holiest of Saints have cried out for a sign. Recall the words of St. Wallaby of Beaverton: “For if we are unworthy to see you, O Dear Platypus, can you not give us an earthly sign of your Fiery Bill?” Recall also the writings in Captain Kangaroo’s epistle to the Marsupials, where he pleads “breathe your Sacred Platypus Fire underwater, O Lord, so that we may see proof of your ability to defy nature!”
But yea, St. Wallaby and Captain Kangaroo, have you not forgotten the words of Our Savior Herself? “Blessed are those who have not seen and still believe!” We cannot put God, Our Lady of Pendleton, to the test. For it was the Great Wallaroo of Portland who said that “the observance of Our Lady’s miracles are no different from the miracles of Our Lady herself.” In other words, seeing Her blessed miracles is no different than seeing the Most Holy Platypus in Her Holy Flesh, for then we cannot develop the faith by which we will know Her.
by Saint Koala February 15, 2009
Get the Godmug. by Remylikesthiswebsite December 15, 2008
Get the Godmug.