Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

Glob

Internal Ejaculation. The act of blowing your load with no condom while the penis is inside the vagina leaving a gooey mess.

Guy#1: Hey, did you use a condom with Sarah last night man?
Guy#2: No i globbed in her!
Guy#1: ....nice!

by Smalley-Mo August 11, 2010

Globbermonster

A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot

Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.

by el poopino October 14, 2003

Golden globes

Very big brown protruding breasts

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!

by Mayor lele January 19, 2010

globber

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.

I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.

by Amy April 10, 2003

GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006