glazed user

glazed user is someone who just got glazed with sperm and is high asf

hey man how was your night last night
girl you wouldn’t believe it i was a glazed user lastnight!!

by nerdd848 September 26, 2023

Random glaze

If your name is david olufemi your a random glaze pussyclatt bitch

"I randomly shaved davids glazy bum because i random glazed him

by rhesa najjuma October 2, 2023

glaze

when someone is about to shed tears after being done over

" Brooksy fell over, someone get Brooksy a kleenex, he's going to glaze"
" i think im gna need a lifejacket cos Brooksy is gona glaze"
" il go get my snorkel an mask, Brooksys gna glaze"

by DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD June 2, 2007

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016

Glaze-a-tron

A person who cock rides people or trends for absolutely no reason.

Bro 1: Yo you are so annoying bro, Lebron is not even that good bro.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.

by cockdudemeatman January 31, 2024