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Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013
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Fort knox

Torpedoing your hands into someone’s buttcrack
Bro he knoxed me”
-Fort Knox
by Sexymamijami August 2, 2019
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Fort

Another way of asking to play a game that is roadkilled by 6 year olds
John: yo fort
Jack: no
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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Fort Zumwalt Hope High

without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.
Fort Zumwalt Hope High is an alternative school for struggling students.
by BeepBeepLettuce3590 March 12, 2021
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Fort Myers, Fl

Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?
Girl; Where you from ?

Boy; Fort Myers, Fl
Girl; *ima head out*
by Youmadho October 21, 2019
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Forte Junior High

Describing the teens at Forte Junior High, they're all headasses who always have to make drama and be jerks to people they don't even know or talk to. When someone complains about them, they immediately are insulted. When they could just stick to what they consider themselves, as people who "don't give a shit about what others think of them".
They also tend to care more about their football games, then just teaching school. Even the teachers are barely teaching, instead they let the students interrupt them with "Are you going to the game, Ms. ****!?"
And honestly, most of the 8th graders are the only realest kids. When the 7th graders think they're much better, they're worse. Most of the 8th graders there are super genuine and cool.
"Have you been to Forte Junior High? I heard it's lousy."
"Nah, only bitchasses attend FJH. Never."
by frogoth March 11, 2018
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Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.
Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
by na-meme42 April 21, 2024
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