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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac
by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024
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Convertible Rooster

The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.
" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "
by DjTresway February 24, 2021
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Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken
Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross
by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020
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Rooster fish

"HE'S SUCH A ROOSTER FISH , I CAN TELL"
by Ol' timer September 20, 2022
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