God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

God

God is love.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.

God is great and I thank him each day.

by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.

"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation

by [Enter Text Here] June 16, 2019

God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018

God

Memes and death

“Show me a picture of God”
*gets a picture of Sanic*

by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018

God

A woman

the only God I follow is a woman

by mercurydaughter November 4, 2018