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American Football 

American Football originates from the English sport of Rugby. It is played between two teams on a field of 100 yards (120 total including the end zones) with a brown oval shaped object called a Football. A team’s objective is to get it’s offense on the field as often as possible (to score) and keep the opponent’s offense off the field when possible, and limit their performance when they are on. Team’s score by driving the ball down the field by running and passing. The most common form of scoring is the touchdown (six points), followed by field goals (3), and (rarely) safeties (2). Immediately following the scoring of a touchdown the scoring team is given the option of performing a two-point conversion (worth 2 points) or the point-after-touchdown (PAT, 1 point). Field goals and PATs are scored by kicking the Football between a tall goal post located behind the end zone. Professional and collegiate games last full 60-minutes while high school games normally run at 48. It’s important to note that due to timeouts and play huddling Football games normally last between 3 and 4 hours.

Critics (normally foreign) seek to compare the playing style of American Football to Rugby. This is inaccurate, however. They are two different sports. While in Football certain positions require significantly larger stature and others do not, virtually all positions in Rugby require relatively large size. Linebackers, Tight Ends, Full Backs and (larger) Quarterbacks are often suitable for Rugby while positions such as Safeties, Half Backs, and Cornerbacks are normally not. Lineman can also suitable for Rugby play but few are. Unlike Rugby, American Football is a strategic sport and hence more importance is placed upon skill in positions. This, along with size differences, is why players rarely play both defense and offense.

Unlike Rugby, by rule, Football play requires one wears protective gear. While in Rugby very large players tend to tackle other very large players, in Football very large players tend to tackle players inferior in size to them which can result in higher rates of injury. In addition to this, turf is becoming increasingly common as a replacement for grass in Football stadiums again reinforcing the necessity for protective gear. Attire includes a hard helmet with facemask, numbered jersey for identification, shoulder and chest pads, tight pants with buttock, knee, and thigh pads, and cleats. Regardless of protective gear, Football has a higher injury rate than Rugby.

It is played on High School, Collegiate, and Professional (namely NFL) levels. Rules are generally the same throughout all levels but differ to varying degrees by league and skill level. American Football’s popularity rages in America overwhelmingly as the most-watched sport, but has failed to catch on in popularity in foreign countries (only Canada has a variation). Because of this, however, it remains a trademark of modern American culture.
Each season the National Football League organizes the most popular American Football teams for five months of hard-hitting action.
American Football by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Fag Football 

When a bunch of guys play flag football, but instead of grabbing each other’s flags, you grab each other’s dicks.
Let’s play fag football!
Fag Football by Yoboimak January 20, 2018

house football 

The Lawrenceville School's intramural football league. It is the oldest Football league in the country. There is also a traditional rivlary between Kennedy and Hamill house, although Kennedy has been the stronger house historically. This year, the league appears strong and promises some good games.
Yo son, we gonna beat you in House Football!
house football by Chircho October 15, 2006

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team 

The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.

Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course
When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

Greenville Ohio football 

The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team

metric football 

What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.
What are you watching?
Metric football.
Why?
Football season's over.
metric football by narcszm January 22, 2011