One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

flushings

A neighborhood in Queens New York, it is home to the largest Afghan American population within the United States and is sometimes dubbed as "little Kabul" because of it. Early Afghan immigrants also set up Kennedy Fried Chicken which was founded in Flushings.

Hector: Yo yall know Wais? I

David: yeah, he is that Afghan nigga from flushings

by sdsfddssdds April 17, 2021

Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

Dump-Flush

The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.

Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!

by Panda143 April 17, 2021

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.

That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!

by Reynart April 11, 2016