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floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.
Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.
by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023
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Flippy Floppy

Breezy flopping flip flops cuz he gots shoes a lot flip flop crop top lock jaw raw dawg we just do raw fucking sessions
Yo I just floppy flopped on my dick I need some help flippy Floppy plz
by Suess Doktor September 1, 2018
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Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 3, 2020
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Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.
Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.
by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018
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The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"
by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
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