Floppy Joe

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.

Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.

by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Floppy Style

Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.

by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

Floppy Tango

The meat curtains smacking off the leg during tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango

by Short1e August 10, 2022

big floppy mams

Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.

Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.

by MP Vet September 4, 2020