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Float the keg

Verb.

To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.

b. I heard that, brother.

or

Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013
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Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!
by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009
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time to float

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017
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Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.
I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.
by Octopod November 6, 2003
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Do it float?!

by DoItFloat? March 26, 2010
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