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crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014
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fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter
Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.
by spilledtea March 7, 2018
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fake-ass definition

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
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Fake drunk

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013
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Fake America

Fake America 🇱🇷, not the real America 🇨🇳
Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 3, 2022
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Fake Juicer

A "Fake Juicer" is someone who:
(a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol.
(b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is.
(c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a fake juicer.

To be given the humiliating title of a "fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can't handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event.

Calling someone a "fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "hey want another beer man?"
Guy 2: "no I've had waaaay too much and I'm really drunk give me a few minutes."
Guy 1: "You're not drunk, this is only your 2nd beer. Stop being a fake juicer."
Guy 2: "You're right, I am a fake juicer, I'll show myself out."

Example 2:
Guy: "Hey check out Alison, it's only 9:30 and she's already wasted off of 4 Bacardi Breezers."
Girl: "Yea tell me about it, she's such a fake juicer."
(Both sigh disappointingly )

Example 3:
Bro 1: "yo bro you want another beer bro?"
Bro 2: "nah bro I'm fucked up I'll pass."
Bro 1: "Bro you've only had like 11 beers and 5 shots"
Bro 2: "yee bro, I might throw up so I'll wait a few minutes"
Bro 1: (to fellow partygoers) "hey everyone look we have a fake juicer over here!"
Hot Girl: "Wow what a pussy!"
Athlete: "Haha what a fuckin' fake juicing virgin!"
High Guy: "Not chill bro."
Bro 2: "Fuck you I'm not a fake juicer, pass me that beer."
Bro 1: (passes beer) "Thats what I like to hear bro."
Bro 2: (chugs beer, throws up) " I'm a fucking savage!"

Example 4:
Bro 1 "Yo bro you're such a fake juicer man!"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, YOU'RE the fake juicer!"
Bro 3: "CHUG OFF!!!!"
(They both chug until bro 1 passes out and has to go to the hospital. Bro 2 is the champion and bro 1 will be known as the fake juicer until he redeems himself)
by Uni Guy April 13, 2015
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fake it while you snake it

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.
I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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