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Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."
His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.
by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jordan made plans to go hangout with me. He either never shows up or is super late. Jordan is a flake.
by FlappyJacky May 20, 2023
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Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020
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Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack
Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.
by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025
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Flake

Someone who You invite then constantly changes plans to not come and or when you do invite them they never agree to come
I invited my friend to come and last min they cancelled, with a lame excuse such a flake.

Or you never agree to do anything you are super flaky.
by The1DON January 12, 2020
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hippo flakes

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.
by EvanZav September 19, 2009
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