funk

another word for the coolest person alive

man, that girl is funk

by teahee123 May 21, 2007

"Funk out with your junk out"

equivalent of "rock out with your cock out" and "jam out with your clam out"...party hard

"Funk out with your junk out"
At IU, the AMAC got liquored and funked out with his junk out. He's a ginger-kid, so his junk scared all the females, but he was so drunk, he didn't care.

by The A 2 the MAC August 5, 2008

Funk puss

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!

Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.

by Nowoofinhea October 8, 2009

seventies funk

Rhyming slang for spunk

Also known as sex wee, heir spray and baby gravy

"Part yer legs love, no telling what my seventies funk could do to your miniskirt"

by Dickhead mcDickhead May 20, 2008

Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.

Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk

by Ponco September 15, 2009

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

by the funky kind March 5, 2011

funk

(adj.) A combination of the words faded and drunk. It is often consequential after vaporizing and smoking alcohol, which is done by pumping a concentrated amount of air into a plastic bottle with vodka inside.

Toby: Dude, what do you want to do right now?
Kerry: Man, I want to get funked!
Toby: Start jerking out that crystal geyser!

by Akt Tak August 25, 2013