by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006
Get the face paint mug.A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.
Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
by wrightr333 November 19, 2009
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The act of pressing your cheek against your bestfriends' or strangers' cheek and screaming FACE HUG.
by Lauraa(: April 28, 2011
Get the Face Hug mug.Face Time is having met Donnie Wahlberg (or also another memer of New Kids On The Block) in real life.
The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin
The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin
I went to a New Kids On The Block concert but I did not get to meet Donnie Wahlberg outside, so I am still a Face Time Virgin
by Wicked tumbleweed July 21, 2009
Get the Face Time Virgin mug.To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.
by ThePickle December 30, 2003
Get the face wash mug.when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"
2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
by j0nnyXb0x March 29, 2009
Get the face rape mug.A person who puts an overwhelming amount of posts on Facebook. As if they were trying to mimic Sucker Free Sunday on MTV via Facebook.
Person 1: Yo, did you check out that new E-40 video "Concrete," on Tree Thugg's page... that song was skrilla!!!
Person 2: For sure, I'm always on that face jockey's page.
Person 2: For sure, I'm always on that face jockey's page.
by 2buck July 26, 2011
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