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Donut Integrity

The act of purchasing donuts for the office in a timely manner out of respect for office security rules that is designed to protect intellectual property.
John Doe left his machine unlocked and therefore was "donutted". John brought in 3 dozen donuts within 5 business days because he has Donut Integrity.
by securitybull September 11, 2019
mugGet the Donut Integritymug.

donut whore

A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.
I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.
by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020
mugGet the donut whoremug.

silver donut

Silver donut is characterised as going for a zero, aiming to fail, putting no effort into something.
Student 1: I'm seriously going to plagiarise this paper
Student 2: dude, you're going for the silver donut.
by Archeron02 July 11, 2014
mugGet the silver donutmug.

donut trap

A large person, usually one who's obviously not large because of "bad genes."
Dude, woke up with a real donut trap Saturday morning. I'm done with tequila.
by Bp88 August 20, 2011
mugGet the donut trapmug.

Peterson's Donuts

A classic joint in Escondido, CA where everyone seems to gather at really odd hours of the day because it's open 24 hours. The donuts are amazingly delicious.
We were at Peterson's Donuts the other night and there was a really long line. We were behind these nerdy white boys and ghetto Mexican girls. One of them said, "Oh hell no bitch, they can't deny my card. I just got paid today".
by erics & teps June 18, 2011
mugGet the Peterson's Donutsmug.

Glazed Donuts

by Anne the man December 26, 2019
mugGet the Glazed Donutsmug.

sell donuts

A creative way of saying "sucks dick" without everyone knowing what you are saying.
Look at that waffle crapper, I bet she's a pro at selling donuts.
by NJC November 24, 2004
mugGet the sell donutsmug.

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