International dishwasher day 

Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.

Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!

International dishwasher day by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020

Dishwhore 

1. A woman who tries to look sexy by eating certain foods at a party but fails at it and usually ends up eating several platters of food.

2. A fat woman who stuffs food into her vagina, waits a few hours, and then eats it when she thinks that nobody is looking.

1. "the dishwhore has already gone through two plates of cherries tonight."

2. "the dishwhore was seen stuffing herself with cupcakes this morning."

Dishwhore by JKJK18 February 27, 2011

dishbag 

when someone is such an asshole they are a dick and a douchebag

Zach is a dishbag because he didn't take care of the dogs.

dishbag by footballbeast20 April 3, 2010

dishpwner

a dishwasher who pwns. A dishpwner loses status when he gets a renobwhile at work. he must go a week without getting a renob before regaining dishpwner status. If he gets a renob while pwning dishes, his dick falls off.

"Dude, Nate's the ultimate dishpwner. I hope he doesn't lose his status."

dishpwner by Nate Borman March 5, 2008

Dishapointment 

The feeling one gets after trying to load up
the dishwasher, only to find it full

Sam: Do we have any clean spoons?

Jon: No dude, it was full before

Sam: Dude! Major Dishapointment!

Jon: yeah

Dishapointment by washingnick February 16, 2009

dishknob 

Someone who displays less than average intelligence while attempting to be clever.

Aaron thought he was being clever by asking if herpes smells funny, but really, he's just a total dishknob.

dishknob by runtimeerror July 2, 2011

Dishwasher Chum 

The unsavory fluid, mostly water, left in upturned glassware, measuring cups and the crevasses of other items found in a dishwasher after full completion of a wash cycle. This fluid contains sediment, particles and other dissolved elements freed from these items during cleansing. On occasion these elements, though visible, cannot be linked to any food substance known to have been present at the time of the machine's loading.

GROSS! Everything in the machine turned upside down. Now I've got to dump all this nasty "dishwasher chum." out and rerun it all!

Dishwasher Chum by Betharoni August 6, 2011