Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Diesel

kyle

Don’t you wanna fuck with a diesel nigga

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Diesel

An annoying brat who steals binders and gives them to people who eat them

Diesel is annoying and no body likes him

by blue green yellow May 28, 2019

Diesel

A stupid fucking alcoholic. Probably has made an attempt to seduce your mom.

Dude, Diesel fucked my mom.

Diesel, you have a drinking problem.

by Fatdykefuck June 29, 2020

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

Diesel

SEXY

He's Diesel

by biggest_D August 26, 2022