Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 25, 2021

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Diesel neck

A saying in poor areas of Minnesota where a person who is called a diesel neck is a slow person who sucks bwc.

You might get luck jack's a diesel neck.

by sodanmplol November 14, 2020

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ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 28, 2011

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Diesel Oden

Diesel Oden is the type of person when you ask them how their day is going and he'll go on a tangent about how he hates how expensive milk is in Serbia, Also really, really hates feminist for no reason. DO NOT be a Diesel Oden

Hey man how are you?
Good but I cant stand how expensive alligator skin is in Florida
Aw cmon man you're being a real Diesel Oden right now

by DankyLanky March 20, 2019

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