In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021
Get the Dirty diapermug. wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019
Get the Cock Diapermug. Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!
Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!
Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!
by Mama Emily May 22, 2010
Get the Diaper Couturemug. Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
Get the Ditch diapermug. The low man on the totem pole. The person, who because of their status or ineptitude, is accustomed to taking other people's shit and being routinely pissed on.
Boss man: "Hey everyone, let me introduce you to the new community diaper, Tom! He' s gonna be filling in for Sarah while she's away for the next few months, so feel free to shit on him just like you would her!"
Tom: "hi, I'm Tom.........."
Tom: "hi, I'm Tom.........."
by SaltineWizard March 9, 2016
Get the Community diapermug. Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!
by camharris27 March 20, 2020
Get the Brown Diapermug. A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.
Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Dirty Diapermug.