diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017

Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

full diaper

This is the term for when someone vomits while still wearing their mask.

Tom had a full diaper after he got sick and started puking on the plane.

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024