David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.

O shit it’s david.

by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019

David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble

David is my man

by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020

David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.

david is fake.

by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018

David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.

You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.

by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 8, 2018

David

Gay.

He looks like a David

by Penys November 30, 2019

David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.

omg is that a David

by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020