Cunted

Australian slang for being dobbed in by another person

Teacher: "Why are you late?
Student 1: "Sorry I had to go to the toilet"
Student 2: " No you didn't I saw you on your phone down the hallway"
Student 1: "WTF you've just cunted me for no reason"

by FOLEY321 June 2, 2019

kooter cutter

Someone in the business of trimming kooters pussy, a beaver barber; a bush whacker.

Sentence Example: It's time for my annual female exam, I must make an appointment with my Kooter Cutter first.

by J. Harris November 10, 2007

Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.

Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???

by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010

Diamond Cutter

A person that is so uptight and anal, that if you gave them a piece of coal to eat they would shit out a diamond.

People who have spent there whole life stressing on dumb shit. These people are uptight and need to take some medication!

by Morton November 10, 2004

Cunted

An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.

"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"

by Jools Julie October 1, 2013

Deuce Cutter

Referring to a bowel movement,past, present or future. Also known as "droppin' a deuce".

Verb; Gavin, are you a deuce cutter? I need to change your diaper.

by Marc Cavaneau December 19, 2006

Dasiy Cutter

A person that is a killjoy

James was being a real dasiy cutter during our outting with all of his warnings of legal implications

by Joshdm68 January 1, 2010