Iron Curtain

To place one's arm across another's shoulders while placing a forceful grip on their arm so that they may not escape. The iron curtain is completed when you let all of your body weight rest on the other person so they are essentially holding you up. This act when preformed on women could lead to being bunned if extreme caution is not exercised.

Person 1: "Man, he was so drunk last night, I totally got the iron curtain."
Person 2: "At least you didn't get bunned"

by La'K July 29, 2011

Beef curtain

When the linings of a females' vagina are lose and flappy or floppy

I was banging this hoe last Sunday and her beef curtains were flappying all over the place.

by THam77x June 29, 2016

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

beef curtain

another word for female gentalia, or a vagina.

"Man, I finally saw Jenny's big ol' beef curtain, and it was hella nast..."

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009

shit curtain

The aftermath of wiping ones ass on a shower curtain when there is no more toilet paper.

Chuck: Danyelle, why did you wipe your ass on the shower curtain?

Danyelle: Cause, I was out of toilet paper. Ain't nothing wrong with a shit curtain.

by Jusquared June 11, 2014