crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney April 17, 2011

Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.

"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"

by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022

Crunch

A loud noise created by humans and machines.

Karl: Ah man, can you here that crunch?
Leonardo: crunch crunch crunch
David: Yeah, that is really loud

by dsfvsdvv December 28, 2017

crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018

Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.

Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021