on crumb

Meaning, insert name isn’t on Shit / not bout shit

Friend:You heard buddy looking for you ?

Me: Yea I heard, Buddy ain’t on Crumb

by Bril_Deville August 04, 2019

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 30, 2017

Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

potato crumbs

when a bag of potato chips are crunched or beaten until there are no chips, only crumbs.

Mom: Im going to the store do you want anything
Son: Can you get me some potato crumbs
Mom: Those are too expensive
Son: Then just get some potato chips and crunch them up

by andy026 August 16, 2008

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 05, 2021

Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 04, 2016