a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
Get the coochie crunchermug. I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.
I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
by fat.man March 21, 2010
Get the coochie wheelmug. by 3inst3in January 14, 2021
Get the Beatbox coochiemug. by demiksapedo November 28, 2020
Get the Coochie Gangmug. When a man does good deeds towards a woman in order to get on their good side. Basically Brownie Points, but it's Coochie Points.
by crondy October 25, 2020
Get the Coochie Pointsmug. by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022
Get the Coochie slurpermug. “Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”
“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021
Get the Crumb of coochiemug.