covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

Total Concentration Breathing

A pattern of breathing from the anime Kimetsu No Yaiba(Demon Slayer). Total Concentration Breathing allows for a Demon Slayer, people who kill demons in the anime, to gain as much strength as a demon. This also for people who have mastered this breathing to use elements type of things, like, Water Breathing, Flame Breathing, etc. It is not easy to do Total Concentration Breathing

Spoiler Alert

It is also believed that the creator of this type of breathing could use all the types of breathings, including Sun Breathing, which is believed to be the strongest of all breathings. The first Demon Slayer was related to Tanjiro Kamado and therefore Tanjiro Kamado can use Sun Breathing.

There are currently 11 types of breathings in the anime, which are, Breath of Flame, Breath of Water, Breath of Thunder, Breath of Wind, Breath of Wind, Breath Of Moon, Breath of Sun; With Breath of Moon being the only one created and used by a demon, i.e, Michikatsu Tsugikuni, or, Kokushibo.

Guy 1: "I'm going to start learning Total Concentration Breathing from today."
Guy 2: " Sure you are."

by fridgeSlayer September 6, 2021

narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.

Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).

by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021

Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021