consensual workplace relationship

cheating on your wife

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship (cheated on my wife)

by renjaemism September 27, 2022

convent of mercy academy alpha

A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies

Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you

by JC man>> January 2, 2023

content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming

adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*

by josephissleepy June 17, 2023

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Vine concentration

When you cant concentrate for more than two seconds

When kate and muj watched a movie, they couldnt help but look at twitter feeds and instagram due to their vine concentration

by Mental7272 February 27, 2015

cringy content

A youtuber that makes "good videos" *cough cough* Durv

Colin the colon stealer:did you see fun family pg cleans new video?

Chester the molester:fuck off Colin I'm watching bad baby in pampers sing song-Jonny Jonny yes papa you fuckin' nonce

To imply you want to chug a gallon of egg juice and set urself on fire cringy content is the definition of a fucking nonce

by Kidkiller_keith June 3, 2018

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018