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Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
by Spackle7 June 11, 2008
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Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-
Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer
by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021
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Sandbox Computer

A computer, usually old or out dated but not always, that is used to experiment and/or test out OSs, modding, programs, coding, and much more without the worry of losing valuable info or damaging expensive hardware and software.
Guy1: Dude, have you seen how cool windows 7 is going to be?
Guy2: Seen it? I just installed the release candidate on my sandbox computer to test it out.
by DarkTavern February 25, 2010
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Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.
The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.
by MyAccount August 3, 2012
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Computational physicist

That computational physicist went to M.I.T
by Reused June 5, 2018
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Computer Love

Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.
Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"
by luio950 August 17, 2018
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QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite
Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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