A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.
They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021
A form of computation done by a machine through the use of continuous variable physical forms of energy such as electricity, pressure motion represented in a way analogous to the quantities to the task.
by 1m1m0 September 05, 2022
Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems
by wasantha November 27, 2013
A jackass from California
by Reused May 14, 2018
A computer, usually old or out dated but not always, that is used to experiment and/or test out OSs, modding, programs, coding, and much more without the worry of losing valuable info or damaging expensive hardware and software.
Guy1: Dude, have you seen how cool windows 7 is going to be?
Guy2: Seen it? I just installed the release candidate on my sandbox computer to test it out.
Guy2: Seen it? I just installed the release candidate on my sandbox computer to test it out.
by DarkTavern February 25, 2010
Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 06, 2022
A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
by Spackle7 June 11, 2008