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Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.
Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened
by la dave October 28, 2022
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Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop
My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19
by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021
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Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021
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Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.
Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.
by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020
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Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
by Spackle7 June 11, 2008
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Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt
Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.
by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018
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QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite
Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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