Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Computer Love

Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.

Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"

by luio950 August 17, 2018

Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.

I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.

by Spackle7 June 11, 2008

Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.

Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019