Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

the chattering lack of common sense

wait what is going on here im a little out of sorts

hey do u fw the chattering lack of common sense by ghost and pals
hell yeah brutha

by entomothku July 31, 2024

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.

Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?

by NotAvexic March 25, 2025

Common Sense

The sense that, in the end, shall lead to the prosperity of humanity.

Have some common sense and stop playing with the neighbor's kid!

by pranitwade March 26, 2025