The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

izzy commons

she is a lovely and kind hearted person who will always listen to you and help you out. she cares for you and looks out for you more than she does for herself<3

person- i really need someone to talk to :(
person 2- go talk to izzy commons she’ll help you and listen to you

by the person next to you :) February 7, 2022

Common sense

Adj; something that doesn't exists

NO ONE HAS COMMON SENSE

by HA HA FUNNY TE HE January 18, 2020

Common loot

In video games, people you kill drop what they are carrying when you kill them, that stuff is called loot. If you are a regular minion, you drop common loot, if you are high level, you drop rare loot. If you are a boss you drop legendary loot

You look like you do common loot.

by Grams June 1, 2023

Common Sense

A built in feature of the brain that has consciousness where humans used their inner ability before making dumb judgements, assumptions and actions.

Something that used to exist before 2015 when the world wasn't woke and everything had logic and made sense.

Common sense dictates that you shouldn't leave engage cruise control while leaving the driver seat to go at the back of a caravan to make a sandwich, while on a swirly road otherwise you will be listed on the Darwin awards.

by Hunter De January 15, 2022

comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003