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Chronic Painsies

A catch-all phrase for those of us in chronic pain.
Girl: "I like the term "chronic painsies" that Loolwa Khazzoom coined."
Boy: "It's better than "chronic painsters" or "chronic pain peeps" by far."
by In Search Of Truth February 19, 2011
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chronically online

yuki has OLD, its probably because hes chronically online.
by yuki #1 hater February 19, 2023
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Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
by Fryingslugswithshells July 16, 2023
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chronic poseidus

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching
by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021
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chronic

the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato
" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."
by loco Armenian 777 November 20, 2018
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Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022
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