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Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain
No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.
by punkskaitch February 7, 2005
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Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.
I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.
by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008
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Chicken Choker

The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.

Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.

They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)
Mark runs a chicken choker farm for specimens to put in his gumbo.
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joe cocker

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on
Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>
by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004
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betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.
A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!
by kindeltopian April 16, 2006
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Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.
"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"
by Brothason May 18, 2010
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Chonkers

Noun:(Chonk)
A fat cat

Adjective:(Chonkers)
Description of Something Awesome.

Synonyms
#EpicFartMoment
Awesome
Cool
"I just finished the Similarian"
"Chonkers!"
by WubNub December 7, 2020
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