Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

lawn chili

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.

"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

Swedish Chili Dog

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.

Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.

by Neck Baster 420 69 October 2, 2021

diggin your chili

When a guy is in to a girl or a girl is into a guy. They are definitely wanting a shot or chance or a relationship with the other person.

Dude. Is she diggin your chili?

by ChiliDigger March 20, 2014

Bumper Car Chili Challenge

When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"

Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"

by Poopitydoodoi July 29, 2016