off chickens

for real; deadass

Originates from South-side St. Petersburg, Florida. Unknown etymology.

also sometimes "off chicken"

Person 1: Rodney said he was tryna get freaky with the coach.
Person 2: That dude is trippin', off chickens.

by widenercharles September 14, 2019

lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour

Man I really need a lap chicken

by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017

Dead Chicken

Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken

by BOONK_GANG March 6, 2018

Summer chicken

When you get too old and are no longer a spring chicken but not yet a fall chicken

My lady ain't no spring chicken no more, but she's still my summer chicken

by Zonnie January 1, 2017

chicken joe

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.

Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.

by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020

Chicken joe

A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.

“Oi mate your legit chicken joe”

by Anita sentius February 26, 2020

Chicken Dust

The remnants of eating cripsy, fried chicken.

Stoner: After chowing down on some delicious legs and thighs, I was amazed by how much chicken dust landed on my sheets.

by Dash Wayland September 30, 2012