Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

certifiedgoatkiller

He is a WV rap legend who is known by that nickname. Certifiedgoatkiller is one of his albums.

The certifiedgoatkiller is coming into town for a musical event.

by The Moon Wolf August 29, 2023

Certified Rizzler

Someone who is formally educated in the school or Charisma being filled with a such a mass quantity of charisma it turns into Rizz which in exchange makes you certified and attracts various woman and or men.

Ms Manzano is a certified Rizzler pulling Mr Garo

She is a Rizzler since birth

by Elric July 22, 2024

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.

by Elric July 22, 2024

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Before getting married MRS Manzano rizzed MR Garo making her a certified Rizzler.

Her Rizz was so powerful she rizzed the whole school up making her a Certified Rizzler

by Elric July 22, 2024

certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…

“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”

by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024

Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.

by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024