john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021

I'm not competing

I'm not competing for my own life or the proceeds from living it. Make them give the proceeds to me now. I will meet ZERO conditions. This has not aggrieved the people you are doing thus in the name of in a way that distracts from that fact that I am and was right. You need to grow the fuck up.

Hym "I'm not competing and I'm not going to ascent to your values as a precondition to getting the credit I deserve for both being right about the thing I was right about (which is significant) and the contributions I have made to things. Talking about other people is not the problem here. Me not doing the self-improvement is not the problem. You're not 'beating me at my own game.' "

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

I used to love to go camping

A very sophisticated way of showing disinterest towards someone confiding something personal to you, and a deliberately poor attempt at relating, by being vague about similarities you can't or won't get into.

It's a direct quote from the character Walter White from Breaking Bad:

Hank has a drink with Walt and goes on a monologue about his old job of tagging trees to be cut down.

Hank says, “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”. After a long pause Walt replies, “I used to love to go camping”.

Should only be used on e.g toxic people who traumadump on you, or people who've seen Breaking Bad way too much and will partly be in on the "joke".

Annoying person: So long story short, he kept cheating on me for 5 more years, and after all this mess I'm completely through with dating.

You: Yeah, I used to love to go camping.

by ohmygodit's February 28, 2026