John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"
by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013

An Asian girls ass
by Vicky28 May 3, 2018

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.
by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,
by Food41 December 5, 2012

by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013

by Bag of Awesome February 9, 2010

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
