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John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"
by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013
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Rice Cake

Damn than girl gotta fat rice cake

I would eat the rice cake
by Vicky28 May 3, 2018
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Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.
He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.
by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010
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Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,
Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.
by Food41 December 5, 2012
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Cake slut

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.
That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.
by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013
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shame cake

Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.
"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."
by Bag of Awesome February 9, 2010
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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
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