carboniated

what happens when you drink sprite (or other like substances) and your bitch is jockin' yo shit

my man got locked up for that carboniated shit and had to get into a regurgitationary program to get his ass off that shit!

by does it matter? May 2, 2003

carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint

My sis used to be a true carborexic.

by Laura GP February 1, 2010

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

Carbodosed

Ingesting such a large quantity of carbohydrates that could lead to a form of carbohydrate overdose. (v)

My slob of a brother passed out on the couch yesterday after he carbodosed on 4 boxes of oreos.

by Fa6etious January 8, 2012

Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

Carbon-based Emo-Unit

A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.

Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."

by Drunken Bars May 18, 2020

Carbone

Skinny white boy with a gun

My names “Carbone” skinny white boy with a gun.

by lolxoliz September 23, 2020