buffail

A sub-par buffet spread

'No pineapple cubes in toothpicks?! What a total buffail.'

by jjglower January 29, 2016

Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while on the toilet eating chicken wings.

My pig girlfriend asked if I would like a Buffalo Blumpkin.

by Sex Actz March 27, 2019

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The action of showing someone how to "scratch it" the first evidence of this dates back to circa 30–33 Anno Domini, in Judea, a city in the Roman Empire, where Jesus was being crucified. When Jesus died, before he was sent back to his body, he was lectured on many philosophical ideas from Thanos himself. Where he spoke of the chicken and the egg, and of course, a demonstration of how to "scratch it."

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by Like the other one yknow god 2 August 16, 2020

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

fucking your buffalo

Lying to yourself.

This term was first coined by cr1tikal in his video "Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary" uploaded on April 1, 2011.

"I am not judging anyone."
"Robots lack the ability to judge, therefore you are simply fucking your buffalo."

by Sir Jolteon July 13, 2016

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004

buffalo wings

Invented in 1965 by a Black restaurateur named John Young. John Young was the proprietor of a restaurant called Wings-N-Things located in Jefferson avenue in the Cold Springs Neighborhood on the East Side of Buffalo.

Frat Bro #1: Hey bro, pass me the Buffalo Wings while we watch this great white sport of hockey while tossing back a few beers like Molson Ice labatt Ice and Genny Creams!

Frat Bro #2: You mean the Buffalo Wings that were invented by a Black man? OK here you go!

by Wnysmoker February 6, 2013